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Blame Climate Change

6 Jan

There was a lovely news special this morning.  Reporters ran to grill children about how much they liked the snow, adults were interrogated about the whereabouts of their abandoned cars,  snow puns were made with unrelenting frequency, while helicopters filmed the picture postcard scenes in British villages. You know, the important stuff. Continue reading

A moment of clarity

25 Oct

I was walking through London today and suddenly it hit me. The people are rude.  Nobody smiles. Nobody cares. Everyone is heading somewhere as if their life depends on it.  If you haven’t got a pressing engagement, you better act like you do  or else you get barged.  Worse still you might get the look. You know the one which tourists/northerners get. The one that you give people who stand on the left of an escalator… Continue reading